Which is why I haven't posted anything recently.
But I'm better now.
Although this odd craving for brains just won't go away.
Hmm.....
Regardless, returned I have.
I was going through some of my old pictures and I found one from the day the Brevard Zoo was having some kind of family event and they had games and activities and such.
The first activity was a face-painting booth right near the front entrance.
I saw some of the other kids' faces and they looked pretty good, so I took my little brother up to get his face painted. He said he wanted to be painted like a tiger.
I figured, "Hey, it's a zoo face-painting booth. Animals are a pretty safe choice." Right?
Wrong.
My little brother walked up, stood there for barely a minute while she painted his face, and ended up looking like this:
For those of you who aren't aware, tigers look like this:
Not only was this girl too lazy to fill in his whole face with orange, I'm pretty sure she's also never seen a tiger in her life. Any hope I had for the public school system is gone.
-Tim
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