DISCLAIMER:

I just want to let anyone who stumbles across this page know that I started this blog with nothing but good intentions. I caught myself staring blankly at my computer screen for roughly the 3,857,673rd time, and decided that I needed to have something to fall back on when I'm too lazy to leave my computer and actually find something to do.

Lo and behold, this blog was born.

Even as I started to create it, I was forced to admit to myself that it will probably end up as the stomping ground of some of my more sporadic, possibly ADD musings. I would like to think that they might be half as amusing as Allie Brosh (the author of the Hyperbole and a Half blog [http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/])'s posts, but there's really no way to know that ahead of time. So this is a fair warning that I'm a half-sane, caffeine-addicted insomniac who has read more fantasy genre books than is most likely healthy. I probably have a few undiagnosed psychological disorders, I'm slightly anti-social, and I talk to myself and inanimate objects more frequently than I'll openly admit.

So, if I still have your attention:
This is your captain speaking. I have just switched on the "Fasten Seatbelt" sign as we're expecting a bit of turbulence ahead. I know you have a lot of choice when choosing blogs, and would like to take this time to thank you for flying Abstract Company. Have a tiny bag of peanuts and ignore the screaming baby two rows back.

Now, if you'll kindly excuse me, it's nearing 7 a.m., which means it's time for me to get ready for bed.

- Tim

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
~Edith Wharton